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Known SMS messages for cell-phone

Here I'll frequently update this list of SMS messages I receive on my cell-phone (some of them I've censured due to abnormality...). The newest on top!

WARNING:   Some of these messages is not really suitable for the paper ...

If you want to send anyone of these messages to a fiend, feel free to use http://www.hooya.com/ ...

This time I'm sure about what I feel & I'm gonna say it....I l o v e y o ung boys in school uniform! (Fits Nokia phones).
Come here! Take off your pants and knickers! Get on top of me! Enjoy until you get SATISFIED! Love from your..."TOILET"
What do you call 5 blondes at the bottom of the pool? Air bubbles!
Why do blondes have orgasms? - So they know when to stop having sex!
Why do blondes wear tampons? - Because crabs like bungee jumping too...
Sex, drugs and rock & roll. Speed, weed & birth control. Life's a bitch & then you die. So, fuck the world & let's get high. Send to 5 people, or have 7 years bad sex! :-)
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? - So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo ...
Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? - From eating with forks ...
Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? - They're doing research on black holes...
Picture this: A man walks on a line 275 yards above the ground. Another man's been blown by a 90 year old lady. Which thought do they have in common? ............. DON'T LOOK DOWN!!!
What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine? - Not everybody has been in a limo...
Recently studies in America shows that humans who's bad in bed and never find happy sex, hold their cell-phone in their right hand while their read SMS-messages...
PRESS RELEASE: Cinderella is kicked out of Disneyland! Last seen sitting upon Pinocchio's face while yelling: "Lie, your little shit! LIE!!!"
Why is a blonde like a turtle? - They both get fucked up when they're on their back...
Three reasons to tattoo a $1000,- on your dick: 1 - men likes to hold on their money. 2 - men like to watch money grow. 3 - women like to spend money on them selves.
According to our sources your masturbation activity is so incredible high that your self-wounding watch have reached Mai 23. 2011. We are investigating the case. Regards Rolex.
Thanks for your nude picture you send us! It's now copied and distributed in Africa. The population is now decreasing, because of the Negroes sudden lack of sex-lust...
Prayer of the lonely man: Dear God, in the heaven is. Watch my kok, how big he is. Give me pussy, God my mate. I can't take this, masturbate! - AMEN
What's the difference between licking pussy, and drive in fog? - When licking pussy, you'll able to see the ASSHOLE in front of you!!!
Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? - It takes too long retrain them...
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