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Known SMS messages for cell-phone
WARNING: Some of these messages is not really suitable for the paper ...
If you want to send anyone of these messages to a fiend, feel free to use http://www.hooya.com/ ...
| This time I'm sure about what I feel & I'm gonna say it....I l o v e y o ung boys in school uniform! (Fits Nokia phones). |
| Come here! Take off your pants and knickers! Get on top of me! Enjoy until you get SATISFIED! Love from your..."TOILET" |
| What do you call 5 blondes at the bottom of the pool? Air bubbles! |
| Why do blondes have orgasms? - So they know when to stop having sex! |
| Why do blondes wear tampons? - Because crabs like bungee jumping too... |
| Sex, drugs and rock & roll. Speed, weed & birth control. Life's a bitch & then you die. So, fuck the world & let's get high. Send to 5 people, or have 7 years bad sex! :-) |
| Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? - So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo ... |
| Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? - From eating with forks ... |
| Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? - They're doing research on black holes... |
| Picture this: A man walks on a line 275 yards above the ground. Another man's been blown by a 90 year old lady. Which thought do they have in common? ............. DON'T LOOK DOWN!!! |
| What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine? - Not everybody has been in a limo... |
| Recently studies in America shows that humans who's bad in bed and never find happy sex, hold their cell-phone in their right hand while their read SMS-messages... |
| PRESS RELEASE: Cinderella is kicked out of Disneyland! Last seen sitting upon Pinocchio's face while yelling: "Lie, your little shit! LIE!!!" |
| Why is a blonde like a turtle? - They both get fucked up when they're on their back... |
| Three reasons to tattoo a $1000,- on your dick: 1 - men likes to hold on their money. 2 - men like to watch money grow. 3 - women like to spend money on them selves. |
| According to our sources your masturbation activity is so incredible high that your self-wounding watch have reached Mai 23. 2011. We are investigating the case. Regards Rolex. |
| Thanks for your nude picture you send us! It's now copied and distributed in Africa. The population is now decreasing, because of the Negroes sudden lack of sex-lust... |
| Prayer of the lonely man: Dear God, in the heaven is. Watch my kok, how big he is. Give me pussy, God my mate. I can't take this, masturbate! - AMEN |
| What's the difference between licking pussy, and drive in fog? - When licking pussy, you'll able to see the ASSHOLE in front of you!!! |
| Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? - It takes too long retrain them... |
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